The miseducation of Felix Lamine

Here is something for you whiners that keep complaining about the low quality of tertiary education here in Slovenia. This should shut you up:

Dear,

My name is Felix Lamine, I 'm sorry you may not know me well as the case may be but I will introduce myself to you as soon as I receive your reply.

I am writing you, to request you to be my Trustee and manage my inherited fund while I continue and complete my education in your country.

If it's good enough for Nigerian scammers with fictitious piles of inherited money, it's good enough for me :))

Please let me know your opinion regarding this offer so that I can detail you accordingly to enhance you have access to the fund.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Best regard.

Felix Lamine.

My opinion? Dear Felix, this is priceless! I think you've got a brilliant career in comedy ahead of yourself. This has got to be the most preposterous piece of spam I've ever received :)))

But just so that you won't say that I haven't given you any good advice, I recommend you to enroll in one of these fine undergraduate programmes :))